Electronic Couch Potato

Tired of loosing your husband every Sunday to the NFL Red Zone ? Now have your real husband on Sunday while his electronic alter-ego monitors his favorite football game! With the Electronic Couch Potato™ from Pixielmetrix, your husband will be free to help you hang those curtains while the ECP monitors the football Quality of Experience from his spot on the couch.

According to the manufacturer, the box can even control your cable or satellite box through its built-in IR controller.

[Really though, this appears to be a useful box, but I had to make fun of what its called.] 🙂